TRUE LIFE: our funnies

Long time no see bloggy world. Alot has been going on and most i cant talk about quite yet just in case. so i have been listening to alot of comedy lately jus to keep the air in this room lighthearted as hard as that may be at times and there are so many tings that have come to mind that make real and true life funny.Not like jersey shore funny although i have a situation myself with snookie i am watching this train wreck and cant stop a whole real world funny lemme recommend if u wanna appreciate where your living lol. Its just sometimes you get into such a routine in life you forget to find humor in the smallest of real world things. such as relationships.

As humans i believe our tendency is take our relationships to seriously and not remember that u CHOSE to be together because u LIKED being around each other ALL THE TIME and that we HAVE to work on bringing the lightheartedness back to it and find humor in even tough situations even if you just doing it yourself.Maybe your other half will come along on their own time .EXAMPLES...

Example 1..Remember at all times that you are with someone who is WAY ABOVE YOUR LEVEL ..keeps things in perspective

Example 2..You have to let things go..As the man in the relationship you have a simple choice..you can be right.. or you can be happy. You cant be both don't even try, ask the old timers they will tell u. I don't care what she says ..u don't care U DO NOT CARE! You simply don't care.She could tell you something stupid like there are three planets in the solar system and the sun revolves around the earth..just go."Really?" hmm " I had no idea did u see that on the discovery channel i heard about that yeah." U DON'T CARE!

Example 3..Do not correct her..ohh no .If u correct her you will see how much you really didn't care.You lose out on allot of stuff..ahhem like your favorite things.Happy is a good place to be on its nice train it leads to silent land. There is no quite on the right train is there fellas?Because you Had to be right. Ask your woman if she will be silent and wrong at the same time..Not gonna happen boys.Never gonna happen.

Now onto political and environmental issues which i NEVER do because its to serious. have now been talked about in humor.

Example 1: Its been a really special winter hasn't it? Yeah if your a freaking moose. If you have fur on every part of your body its been a flipping FESTIVAL!IT feels like the coldest winter EVER. I thought in California it wouldn't be as cold..WELL I WAS FREAKING WRONG WASN'T I.But it has been way to cold this winter on the east coast. mean the temperatures have been UNGODLY!Where the hell is Al gores Global Warming when we need It!!I think the people should literally every day be on the streets with aerosol cans.You wanna know how i know it to damn cold because i cannot complete a thought in my own head.I walk around like "You know what i should do...FREAKING A its cold"!!




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inspired by Lewis black, and Ralphie May

More be yourself crap

I don't recoil easily. I've made people cry, then looked at them stone-faced. I've perfected the "eye roll" and the "I'm going to make you feel like a total dumb ass if you cross me" look. I'm fiercely loyal, have the memory of a freaking tyrant and generally, "I'm always right." I've hurt people that I love by being too proud and mericless. I'm compassionate, but more often than not, the compassion is going to those/that which is less close to me and those that remain the closest endure my misdirected judgement and cavalier attitude.


.....I'm terrible at saying "I'm sorry" or "I was wrong." SO: Right, I'm not getting a freaking gold star on this assignment.


If there's one thing that's benefited me and harmed me equally- it's been my ruthless ability to make snap judgements and have an opinion before knowing the facts, or considering the back story. My ideology is admirable and contemptible at the same time. It makes me both gutsy and ignorant. Sometimes, when I just need to "put down my dukes," I can't swallow it. I fight harder and often, I lose. When it isn't a game, you risk losing more than just your pride. And in turn, realize how trivial having "too much" pride really is....



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I Miss being a little girl

I looked down at my hands today and I realized I don't have little kid hands anymore, my hands have signs of work in them, my veins are visible and my fingers are long like my Mother's. I always loved her hands and remember looking at my little girl hands wishing they weren't so small, weren't so stumpy, I wanted elegant hands to put pretty rings on and nails long enough for French manicures. I don't know when it happened but today my hands belonged to a woman, they didn't belong to a little girl anymore and it made me miss being young with my whole body....
It made me miss everything about it; the curiosity, the innocence.

I miss clutching to my Daddy's hands that were so much bigger than mine, that protected and took care of me. I miss swinging all of my body weight on one grip. I miss picking out Easter dresses and patent leather shoes that you could see your reflection in.

I miss licking the all the frosting off the tops of cupcakes, I miss picking dandelions and crushing the yellow petals between my delicate tiny little fingers. I miss thinking a vanilla ice cream cone was the best thing in the whole world, and that chicken noodle soup could really cure anything or a kiss would make anything feel better

I miss when I didn't know what it felt like to miss somebody, and I was just excited to see someone I loved at the end of the day. When I didn't know the sound of writing checks, or hearts falling, when I didn't know that not everyone in the world is kind and open. When I assumed "good" was always the outcome and if someone "promised" that was enough of a contract.

I miss sticking my tongue out at strangers, making strange noises and throwing fits in public. When being analytical, calculated, and manipulative weren't a means to get what you wanted, but a simple "please" would do.

I miss when I was supposed to have a sense of wonder, and people wouldn't warn that soon I would be "hardened" I miss softness. Blankies, and stuffed animals. I miss bedtimes and birthday parties, crushed Goldfish and "snack time." Ratty hair and purple nail polish.

When I didn't have to be accountable. When the only fear I knew was that of the dark. When the perfect vacation was one that involved people in costumes with pink cheeks, and parades. When I played house instead of worried about paying for one. When I didn't know how to tell time and just trusted there was always enough of it. "Play dates" over real ones. Before insecurity and awareness, before anxiety and doubt, before I knew anything about my body and I used it as a means to live in; skip, stretch, climb, and ride bikes.

I miss when guilt, lack, regret, or disappointment weren't emotions that existed to me.

I miss when love was really unconditional, when faith just was, and security always meant Mom and Dad.

When I look at my hands I'm proud of them, I like that they look like my Mom's, that they move quickly and have strength, I just wish that they could have stayed young, that I could have stayed young...a little bit longer.










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I Dont care

Bryan comes home this evening to me being sick all day. Blech NOT a good feeling at all.I wasn't keeping down anything i ate today.Until this evening jake was kind enough to run out and get me sum chicken noodle soup and some sprite.He doesnt have a car so i let him take mine...although he got pulled over in it because ofmy left blinker not working, luckily the cops here are really nice(i think its the small town atmosphere) and jsut told him to tell me to get it fixed.
On to another more heated subject.I absolutly WILL NOT mold to fit in someones perfect little ideal box.Granted i am not the most wonderful prize in the world but i am confident enough in myself to know i make a great girlfriend and i will be wonderful wife someday.I care very much about other people besides myself and part of me is that i AM OBNOXIOUS.What i mean by this is...
.I BURP..Loudly ..in public sometimes....i dont care
.I FART...loudly in public sometimes .....i dont care
.I like wearing makeup and dressing up to go to i dont care where at like 2 in the morning could be walmart.....i dont care
.I can hold my own grocery bags weather they are heavy or not...i dont care
.I can DRIVE MY OWN vehicle without a backseat driver i own a license just as much as you do.......i dont care
.I talk a whole lot..even more when i decided to drink(which is not very often and NEVER to get drunk) ..i dont care
.I curse like a sailor sometimes when im mad..in public...i dont care
.I LOVE being social and talking to anybody and everybody about anything...i dont care
.I like some things private..very few things..and i shouldnt have to give a explanation ...i dont care
.I Do not like having to feel oblidged to answer to someone every waking moment of thee day we can coexist without entertaining eachother...i dont care
.And lastly I AM AN INDEPENDENT female who can do all these things with or without if you would like to join me and accept ALL not sum but ALL of these qualities than please join me....I DONT CARE!!!!



Infuriating to be put in a box bryan got angry at me tonight because i burped and he says it unladylike...i looked at his stupid face wiht question like "Have you not been around me EVEr?" anyone who remotely has been around me for more than 5 minutes knows this.So get over it and move on..he says things that really make me question if he is sexist. like you a girl i think ur gorgeous and you need to stop acting like one of the boys ..stay ladylike it turns me off when u burp or are loud and interupt people..only guys can be like that and you are not one...No shit sherlock..he expects me to b this perfect little girl and maintain modesty and uphol,d a lady like image at all times..HAHAHAHHAHAHA wrong person stupid.Find someone else cuz i will NEVER EVER be like that i dont care that you hide you sexism with oh"Im just traditional" wanting something and demanding it are two different things...raGHGH tahnks all for listening..catch yall on the next rant.

p.s DONT EVER LOSE YOU VOICE EVER EVER EVER GIRLS!! NO COMPROMISE ON THAT YOU WONT WIN ANYTHING

Boredum

Today was a really REALLY, boring day i literally felt no want or need to get up at all today. That is bad and believe my my body and mind are paying for it right now but my thoughts are comforted that this too shall pass. Hmm wonder who instilled that in me lol?
So i better keep up with the dinner notices.I made spaghetti and browned sum meat with chilli pepper and chopped onions this evening and added red sauce and also had chessey garlic bread. As always all my boys came home safe and we ever so pleased to have a hot meal waiting for them. Im so glad if eel like i can attribute SOMETHING to this house hold. As i was cooking this evening i was thinking alot of my mom because to be honest..i really have no idea how to cook just faint memories of certain things my mom did. sooooo in turn here is what i remembered this eveing

.When using meat and have to thaw it first fill up the sink with warm water and put the roll of beef in there.
. Also when thats done scrape of the thawed parts and if there is more frozen defrost it in the microwave.
.Add onions to meat even though i dont like onions cuz it really does taste better.
. Always wash everything with majorly hot water when dealing with meat to insure there sanitary.
.when heating oil DO NOT turn the burner on high first it WILL burn.
.No foil in the microwave.
.Present dinner that is eye catching.
.Above all CLEAN UP AFTERWARDS lol


I love you mommy thanks for being in my head everyday. i really rely on you!<3

NEW HOUSE!!

Hey everybody, i finally have pictures of our new house out here in lemoore. I made another dinner tonight for the boys although i think craig is the only one who truly enjoyed it. He came home first i know this because when his yellow jepp pulls into the garage it literally rumbles the whole house like a freakin earth quake.HAHAHAHAH silly boys and there vehicles. He came in and i was in the middle of cooking dinner. Last night tacos, tonight spiced burgers and cheese with shell noodles and garlic alfredo sauce.
He is soo goofy he came in and was like, "OMG u move farther up my list", i was like "What list"? he goes "you know the list of people i dont hate" i just laughed apparently this list is very short i feel very V.I.P exclusive now lol. He made sure to thank me for dinner and told me he needs a girlfriend like me lol.Very flattering. Bryan came home tonight all upset because one of the female girls in his squadron is being lazy and refuses to do her work and makes bryan do it. This did not make for a positive emotional state on the rest of the evening lol.So we dealt..copy and past!!<3

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LOTS OF FOOD!!!!

Today i made my first full on meal in the house.Much more of a task than i anticipated lol. This whole "Adult" thing can really stress the brain out and put it into overdrive.So i made tacos with all the fixing doesn't sound like much but when you feeding yourself plus to sailors it ends up being a production lol.I was so happy that they thoroughly enjoyed it though i even sliced up sum limes for there corona.

My other roommate Craig..(i have already told u about Jake) is really funny. He is great to have around to keep the mood light and fun. I was yelling at him earlier on face book about watching the 49Er's football game WHILE HE WAS ON WATCH lol. He yelled right back though good sense of humor that one. He recently bought a 40 inch TV. We can hear him bar ell laughing from the next room to family guy.

After i made dinner this evening i promised all the boys that i would make some chocolate chip cookies lol. An hour went passed and i had not got around to it yet i was finishing up dishes and such ..but alas they had not forgot ton i heard one of em yell(probably Craig) "Where are those cookies?" Bryan and him had come down for there hourly cigarette break from W.O.W..For those of you who dint know is more warmly referred to as World of War craft..and online game this invest every off minute of there time. Too much laughing to talk about that for too long. So u made the cookies and brought each of the guys 3 on plate and Craig some milk. He seemed very excstatic hah.

Thank god i live with allot of people that keep me entertained and in good spirits.
Bryan and i went shopping this evening. Grocery shopping that is and bought everything i could possibly think of so this teenage baker girl now has to become a gourmet chef!!..woah here comes another Julie/Julia project lol. I think i am gonna get up early and make the boys a full breakfast. that's all for now thanks for reading my daily thoughts and happenings..

p.s like my new layout..sum call it OBSESSED i call it..DEDICATED lol

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